PHP Fortune Says:
A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a
"Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked.
The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many years and could be
relied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes before
"I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else."
With that, the Chief Priest went to lunch. The novice suddenly
achieved enlightenment, several years later.
His Master is kind,
Answering his FAQ quickly,
With thought and sarcasm.